Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5913	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Emeralds Found:	1938

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8776
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	4980	New Chunks Explored:	681464

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	2826
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	81	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8975	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Towns Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Towns Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!