Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	104
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3019
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mines Excavated:	3160	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	70

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Givmehdiamonds Server

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2838
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	298012	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	262
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!