Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

Based, basedpyright, Chud, chuds, crazy, detach, github, head, Minecraft, right wing, s-regular, smp, tranny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Emeralds Found:	8770	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5968
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Potions Brewed:	173

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4630
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Emeralds Found:	237
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5620	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.