๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 3203 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!