π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6765 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
New Chunks Explored: | 415489 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!