ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Farms Harvested:	977
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	3677

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	134	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	7871	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Votes:	7345	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mines Excavated:	4198	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	New Chunks Explored:	593272
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	63315	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4936

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	3965	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	431	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	432799
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Emeralds Found:	8240
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg