Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
Dragons Tamed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 162
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ores Mined: 5050
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Star Shards Collected: 294 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ores Mined: 7005
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 5598
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Towns Built: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 135 Dimension Hops: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1906 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3315 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Magic Items Found: 8421
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1534 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Potions Brewed: 197

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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