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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7968 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5096 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!
But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.
So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!