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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2031 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1263 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 497 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 736341 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.
but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.
so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.