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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1396 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.
but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.
so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.