are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Secret Passages Found: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1586 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Potions Brewed: 149
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Animals Bred: 110

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 553041
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Villages Defended: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 576196 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Animals Bred: 154
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Enchantments Applied: 125
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 442
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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