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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2175 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 175 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?