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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8623 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
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