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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8075 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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