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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
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