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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5589 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 75 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
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