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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7146 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.
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