CholinergicCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5334	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3408	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	267	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	7886	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9957

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	131	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Mines Excavated:	1994	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Enchantments Applied:	233	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	598	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, op, open world, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Animals Bred:	55	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Star Shards Collected:	248