Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Ores Mined: 1367 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fish Oil Factory

    Fish Oil Factory
    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name FunCraft Server
    Server Type Survival
    Age of World 300 days
    Requirements No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

    4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

    Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Who Are We Minecraft Server

    Who Are We Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Dimension Hops: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GuestsGoneWild

    GuestsGoneWild
    Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

    But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ZionFree Minecraft Server

    ZionFree Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

    DroneZone: AI Kills 80%
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

    Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 897771 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Crops Grown: 2507 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Farms Harvested: 611
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 7552
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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