Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Emeralds Found: 8899 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 193 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Honk Honk Minecraft Server

    Honk Honk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

    Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

    Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBlingRush

    BlockyBlingRush
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 256 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GegMC

    GegMC

    Welcome to GegMC!

    We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

    We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

    Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FennecMC

    FennecMC

    Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server

    Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server
    The launcher can be downloaded from the HubMc telegram channel – https://t.me/hubmc_news

    Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.

    The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.

    We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.

    We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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