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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6139 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 276 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!
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