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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5416 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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