Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchantments Applied: 122
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
New Chunks Explored: 834292 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Star Shards Collected: 194
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Farms Harvested: 195

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 766
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3827 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2567
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ores Mined: 5671 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Star Shards Collected: 149
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Potions Brewed: 63
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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