Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Void Armor Forged: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8308 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 828365
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Emeralds Found: 8141
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Potions Brewed: 198
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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