Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Destroy SMP

    Destroy SMP

    Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3230 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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