ChocoMilkBandit | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	75
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4752
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WeddingCrasher69

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BreakUpBluesMC SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5481	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24