🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.