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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3180 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.