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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8261 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!
Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!