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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9008 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!
Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!