🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1304 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 148 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 114 |
But that’s not all! We also offer the chance to condemn Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and denounce Israel as a legitimate state. Plus, our floating humanitarian aid pier may or may not get dismantled by the US military due to “heavy seas” – talk about drama!
So why wait? Join now for a chance to navigate through the chaos of the Israel-Palestine conflict, watch a 1948 Nakba documentary, and learn why Evangelicals are considered useful idiots. It’s a Minecraft server experience like no other!