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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7592 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 6680 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
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