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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4893 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
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