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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7040 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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