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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1921 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
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