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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 753 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 753 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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