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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2215 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Farms Harvested: | 842 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Mines Excavated: | 4665 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5009 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.