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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9815 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8986 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 7561 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.