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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2410 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2765 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
