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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1379 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.