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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1400 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1791 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 332 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.