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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7778 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Votes: | 8734 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.