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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 599 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7745 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.