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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1074 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.