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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7659 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.