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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5487 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3675 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 45 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.