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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1773 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
