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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1033 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
