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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 79 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3678 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.