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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1556 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 862032 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.